Too Dumb to Survive.
I think I've decided to stop being helpful here.

See, I'd been giving people the benefit of the doubt, but it turns out they don't deserve it at all. Let me restate for Jeremy, Joanne, Joshua, and others: My name is Jason Sullivan. I got my RoadRunner account before almost everyone in North Carolina, and certainly before everyone else with a last name of "Sullivan" and a first initial of "J". That means that I HAVE THE ADDRESS. THEY GAVE IT TO ME.

I initially thought you folks were just fooled by bad RoadRunner software that made folks think they actually got a requested e-mail address instead of being told it wasn't available. A few experiments this morning proved that was not the case. I'm forced to conclude that you're either prone to typos out the wazoo (and, for some reason don't correct them when you find yourself NOT GETTING E-MAIL), or you ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOU HAVE AN E-MAIL ADDRESS YOU HAVEN'T EVEN REGISTERED FOR. How are you trying to retrieve this e-mail? Where do you think it goes? It goes to me, duh.

I even went so far as to call Orbitz and talk to a nice person halfway around the world to make sure you didn't miss the flight that had been changed four times. I did this twice.

I am not doing it again.

I should just stop using that address completely, and send everything to /dev/null.

YOU ARE IN MY INTERNETS, CLOGGING MY TUBES.